Quotes about Love and Dating

Read a hilarious post from the San Francisco Chronicle today about quotes on love and dating overheard on the street by regular people. You cannot make this up. It is so classic. My favorites are:

"You can't hurt me. I'm dead on the inside."
"That's OK. I'm a necrophiliac."
(Couple conversing in Hayes Valley, overheard by Jake Wood)

"Sorry, I'm short."
"That's OK, I'm shallow."
(Conversation between a couple on a dance floor, overheard by Lawrence Glendinning)

"That's why me and Roman Polanski have the same taste in women."
(Man to friend, overheard outside Savanna Jazz in the Mission by R. Guensche)

Have you heard anything ridiculous on the streets of Honolulu?