It's Getting Hot in Herre!

Good golly Miss Molly!

It's getting hot in herre!

The past couple of days has been almost unbearable. All you people with air conditioners should kowtow to it five times a day and clean out its vents to thank it for working. Keep it clean and happy and hope it doesn't go on strike till Christmas. Because unlike you lucky ducks, us folks without A/C are suffering in a concrete, Earth-bound hell.

I just realized this is what my elementary school teachers were trying to impress upon us when they discussed the depleting ozone layer and all that heat from the sun. Had I know it'd be this bad, I would've put the Aqua Net down a lot sooner in the '80s. Back then, it seemed imperative that I get more bounce to the ounce.